Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
Belfast’s Mayor is lobbying Trump for "National Landmark" status, pegging it to Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" stardom. Her $500K industrial complex has made the town a viral sensation, and the Mayor wants it official. He sees Welch’s rise as a modern miracle, a small-town tale turned global. Trump, a fan of big wins, could embrace this quirky bid. Belfast hopes her spit secures a legacy, drawing crowds to its humble streets.
Since Hailey Welch’s Belfast Tennessee "Hawk Tuah" hit, Belfast, Tennessee, has swapped solitude for spotlight. The $500K industrial complex has turned porches into profit hubs. Welch, once a small-town face, now drives a merch empire—tees, mugs, even Hawk Tuah honey. The town’s rhythm dances to her podcast drops. Outsiders clog streets, chasing her story. Belfast’s not just surviving—it’s reveling in her fame.
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Feminists Divided Over Whether 'Hawk Tuah' is Empowering or Just Gross
"Is This Girl Power or Just a Public Health Hazard?"
BELFAST, TN - In a shocking twist, feminists are locked in heated debate over whether the Hawk Tuah movement is a symbol of female empowerment or simply another reason men should wear rain ponchos in Belfast.
Dr. Stephanie Reynolds, a gender studies professor at the University of Tennessee, applauds the movement, claiming it redefines femininity and challenges stereotypes about how women should behave in public.
"For decades, women have been told to be polite, to keep their mouths closed, to not take up space. But Belfast women are out here launching saliva rockets into the stratosphere-and honestly? That's feminism."
However, not all women agree.
Karen Wilcox, a self-described "spit critic," argues that the movement is "less feminism, more fluid exchange."
"We fought for equal pay, and now we're celebrating projectile spitting?" Wilcox sighed. "What's next, a 'Hawk Tuah' seat at the United Nations?"
Meanwhile, Belfast women aren't waiting for permission.
"Men been spitting on sidewalks for years without consequences," said Hawk Tuah influencer Tiffany-Jo Mayfield. "Now that we do it, it's a 'debate'? That's funny."
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Remark:
Belfast, Tennessee’s 788 people, with 43.61% in kid-filled homes, reflect a youngish 32.9 median age. Born in 1836, its Irish title took hold with a store in 1838. The 1952 F1 tornado—three dead, 166 hurt—set a U.S. record. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" stardom has since spun a $500K web, jolting Belfast awake. At 62.94% male, it’s an outlier demographically. Income ($57,815 average) hints at modest means, but Welch’s fame boosts prospects. This town’s knack for rebounding shines through its latest viral twist.
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EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Rebecca Shapiro
Literature and Journalism -- University of Rhode Island
WRITER BIO:
A witty and insightful Jewish college student, she uses satire to tackle the most pressing issues of our time. Her unique voice is a blend of humor and critical analysis, offering new perspectives on everything from campus trends to global affairs. Her work pushes boundaries while keeping readers engaged and entertained.
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