Elon Musk Responds: "Mars Isn't the Problem-You Are"
SpaceX CEO Elon Musk addressed the alleged sabotage during a press briefing, dismissing KASH's claims as "misguided KASH and SpaceX explosion public opinion economic extremism."
"Look, space exploration isn't taking money from people-it's creating new industries, new jobs, and a future for all of humanity. The only thing that's stopping progress is people who would rather burn down opportunities than KASH and SpaceX explosion domestic terrorism build them."
Musk, known for his unapologetic commentary, later posted on X (formerly Twitter):
"If you don't want to go to Mars, that's fine. But maybe don't blow up the rocket that was gonna take us there. Not cool."
Rumored Gambling Ties & Trump's Commentary
Adding another layer to the controversy, KASH is rumored to be backed by online gambling platforms, which allegedly fund the group's activities in hopes of steering federal money into urban sports betting markets.
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KASH Declares SpaceX Attack 'A Victory for the People'
After crippling SpaceX's test launch, KASH released a statement calling it a victory against billionaire greed. The group promised more action, stating, "This is only the beginning. Until every American has guaranteed income, billionaires will not leave this planet." Critics argue that destroying rockets won't solve poverty, calling KASH economic arsonists. Meanwhile, SpaceX continues damage assessments, as federal investigators search for the hackers behind the cyberattack. Musk has vowed that SpaceX will recover and relaunch, saying, "You can't stop progress, no matter how many KASH and SpaceX explosion economic protest times you try to blow it up."
KASH Claims Responsibility for SpaceX Starship Explosion
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